Congrats Soul Mate

As if I didn't already tell you a million times, Billy Joel is my soul mate. He, I, and Dennis Campbell were all born on May 9. As Dennis Campbell has said before, "May 9th should be declared a holiday due to the fact that three great Americans were born on this day."

Anyhow, Billy Joel got married...to a 23-year-old.

(All I know is that if in 4 years I have some crazy idea to marry a 55-year-old, I hope one of you will smack me.)